PAUL FOOT: IMAGE CONSCIOUS
KARDOMAH 94 | £14 | 7:30PM
Greetings. I am one of the world’s comedians
and I’m here to tell ye about my show. Have
you ever considered the unique predicament
of the soft-shell crab? Well I have. That animal
is absolutely ridiculous. What about the many,
MANY problems that occur when organising
a suburban orgy?
The catering, for example.
And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, which
incidentally is a terrible type of lettuce.