Funny News
June - 2009

26 Jun 2009
MICHAEL Jackson, the King of Pop, shocked the world last night by dying in an incredibly ordinary way. Source: www.thedailymash.co.uk

25 Jun 2009
GLOBAL warming has caused an acceleration in evolution that should see the world overrun by 20ft mice within 10 years, scientists said last night.

17 Jun 2009
BRITISH Airways is giving UK tourists the chance of a free adventure holiday performing menial unpaid tasks at Heathrow's terminal five.

12 Jun 2009
Organisers of Hull Comedy Festival have admitted that they have decided to jump on the “Susan Boyle” bandwagon weeks after it became fashionable to do so.

8 Jun 2009
After much analysis of the content of BBC programming and deliberation of license fee value, the BBC has announced that from August 1st the legendary entertainer Basil Brush will anchor the prestigious 6 o'clock news bulletin.





