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Lavatory restoration flushes-out cherished childhood memories
11 Oct 2010

The time capsule recently unearthed during restoration works on a Public Toilet in Bridlington has been opened at a gala charity event in the town.

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Let me out you bastard, or I'll eat your liver with some fava beans and an alcopop
Hull School Buses to be fitted with Hannibal Lecter restraints
4 Oct 2010

In a radical move to tackle disruptive behaviour on buses, East Yorkshire pupils will be made to wear Hannibal Lecter style restraints during their journey to and from school, it emerged today.

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frm nigel smith – soz 4 peppa pig turd m8, weed yr garden c u @ 12 :-)
Text messages help residents ‘rid the streets of scum’
1 Oct 2010

A new text message facility warning householders that a criminal is carrying out Community Service in their neighbourhood has been hailed a success by Hull residents.

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"Get a move on, the divorce court's booked in an hour"
You Must Remember This
27 Sep 2010

A local couple have announced their intention to enjoy their divorce a second time round after the husband was struck down by amnesia.

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Photofit image of a wanted suspect.
Something female this way comes
15 Sep 2010

Women young and old, beautiful and ugly (especially the ugly) were today disguising their extra nipples and jamming the Germaine Greer hotline as news emerged that Hull’s self-proclaimed Witchfinder General, Peter Burnham, has received the go ahead from the Slavic Council of Witchfinders to conduct trials at The Deep.

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"Like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel, never ending or beginning, on an ever-“, that’s enough now, I feel sick
Windmill whisks ‘Little Amsterdam’ to East Hull
10 Sep 2010

A wind turbine in East Hull is revitalising the local community, with many now dubbing the area, ‘Little Amsterdam’.

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Granddad's cock-rot revealed
Hull History Centre Proves “More to the Past than Big Hats and Pisspots"
6 Sep 2010

Staff at Hull’s brand new History Centre today took their expertise on the road to promote the city’s multi-million pound state-of-the-art archive, in a publicity stunt that saw researchers tracing family trees in betting shops, bingo halls, and even a brothel.

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Could you pass the oyster fork Alicia?
From grubby grub to posh nosh
3 Sep 2010

A controversial East Yorkshire food delivery service is flouting the economic downturn by introducing the upper classes to peasant food on their own doorsteps.

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‘Nose Grinder’ McFoster captured in a rare candid moment
Local hard man to wreak havoc in heaven
31 Aug 2010

Professional psychos, head case hobbyists and fans of old-school belligerence today mourned the passing of much-loved local street fighter Charlie ‘Nose Grinder’ McFoster captured in a rare candid moment Grinder’ McFoster.

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That Whitsun Weddings feeling
Larkin statue will not have face like slapped arse
27 Aug 2010

Intellectuals in Hull today gathered angrily in wine bars after it emerged that a statue to be erected in memory of Philip Larkin is to be jovial and upbeat and will in no way feel like a stroll around a deserted fun fair in the pissing down rain.

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