
The time capsule recently unearthed during restoration works on a Public Toilet in Bridlington has been opened at a gala charity event in the town.

In a radical move to tackle disruptive behaviour on buses, East Yorkshire pupils will be made to wear Hannibal Lecter style restraints during their journey to and from school, it emerged today.

A new text message facility warning householders that a criminal is carrying out Community Service in their neighbourhood has been hailed a success by Hull residents.

A local couple have announced their intention to enjoy their divorce a second time round after the husband was struck down by amnesia.

Women young and old, beautiful and ugly (especially the ugly) were today disguising their extra nipples and jamming the Germaine Greer hotline as news emerged that Hull’s self-proclaimed Witchfinder General, Peter Burnham, has received the go ahead from the Slavic Council of Witchfinders to conduct trials at The Deep.

A wind turbine in East Hull is revitalising the local community, with many now dubbing the area, ‘Little Amsterdam’.

Staff at Hull’s brand new History Centre today took their expertise on the road to promote the city’s multi-million pound state-of-the-art archive, in a publicity stunt that saw researchers tracing family trees in betting shops, bingo halls, and even a brothel.

A controversial East Yorkshire food delivery service is flouting the economic downturn by introducing the upper classes to peasant food on their own doorsteps.

Professional psychos, head case hobbyists and fans of old-school belligerence today mourned the passing of much-loved local street fighter Charlie ‘Nose Grinder’ McFoster captured in a rare candid moment Grinder’ McFoster.

Intellectuals in Hull today gathered angrily in wine bars after it emerged that a statue to be erected in memory of Philip Larkin is to be jovial and upbeat and will in no way feel like a stroll around a deserted fun fair in the pissing down rain.