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23 Jul 2010
Frustrated motorists were today left stranded when a lorry transporting the world’s only living mermaid to international tourist attraction The Deep overturned on its way into Hull.
21 Sep 2009
Andy Train - Entertainer / Trainer / Comedy Festival regular will be introducing his new "Living Statue - a tribute to the city and Hull's heritage"
26 Aug 2009
SENIOR police officers have been told to explain why they prevented rival gangs of West Ham and Millwall fans from beating from each other to death last night.
As violence flared at Upton Park, zoologists said riot police had no right to interfere with the natural process of evolution.
25 Aug 2009
RECORD numbers of movie-goers across Britain are queuing up to be bombarded with giant lumps of three dimensional faeces.
17 Aug 2009
MOST British children under the age of 12 now consist mainly of ham, according to a leading health charity.
The World Cancer Research Fund said a typical UK child was made up of 91.8% ham, 4.3% cheese, 2.1% Fanta and 1.8% Wotsits.
13 Aug 2009
PEOPLE across northern England fled in panic last night claiming the 'cloud gods were shooting darts of angry fire across the sky'.
5 Aug 2009
The army has pledged to keep building massive killer robots with a grudge against humanity, insisting that nothing could possibly go wrong.
Source: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk
29 Jul 2009
THOUSANDS of recession-hit holidaymakers are planning to ignore the rain, used condoms and one-eyed donkeys this summer in a desperate attempt to enjoy the great British seaside.
20 Jul 2009
CONCERN was growing last night that the British public is not freaking out quite as much as it was supposed to.
Source: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk
13 Jul 2009
TEST match cricket was declared stupid last night after England drew with Australia despite being much, much worse at cricket than them.
SOURCE: www.thedailymash.co.uk
